The worst blog I have written is on Israel. There are lots of people in the world. People who think they’re better than others often do it with intelligence. Intelligence isn’t everything. Stupid people work in charity shops and make the world a better place. I do not endorse Israel, rather the Jewish people who scatter the earth, their heritage in shattered pieces. Putting things together is as grand as cooking for other people. The other stupidest thing I do is smoke, and I have spent the morning with Dettol trying to get the dust down. On the whole, the maintenance of homes and wellbeing should be a revered custom. This country is near that country. We should all be elves like Elvis Presley and it just so happens that my hoover just broke because it was all clogged up with dust from the chimney and the floorboards.