
Robbie Williams
Why should Kensington be a form of depression?
With MacDonalds and artificial ivy at the hotel
A good shopping centre with Barkers and Miss Selfridge
A library in reach of sissy coffee
Several sock shops with bus lane connectives
Planned and non arranged vistas of history
Thick huddles of opportunity
Mobbing up the pedestrian button to cross
One person hears the call of it all
At a time to the other millions
Decking the stage with peeled skins
Shrinking or expanding the impact
Tying friends with seated muffins
Rescued from the gaze of advertisment
There should be an opinion of a poodle
As the breezy lady douses by
Biography
I don”t like being a revolutionary
With check points on my num from the mouldy
Growth about who became my granny, only Gandhi
I didn’t want anyone to catch her at the time
She was only making macaroni cheese with cornflakes
She took me to Valentine’s the dressers and fruiterers
And said did I want a walkman for Christmas
Gave me a joke book called knock knock
Said she knew lady Mary, friendship with dresses
They were in her cupboard, about four or five
She had an ensuite bathroom throughout with carpeting
The porch was added as a sun tap, that was her idea
I wanted to inherit the sofa, going in for grandstand
There was a window seat where curtains belted up
Visitors from around the world, a cupboard with games
Sometimes she just wasn’t there, only a fire
In the sitting room with the tick tock and black lab
Drowsy with a tease of impatience
There was a version of how granny made beetroot soup
Left the lid off and it went everywhere
Though really it wasn’t beetroot
That’s the point
Everything was to do with salt
Getting me to laugh at her teeth
How she’d eat jacob’s crackers
All over the place with a false set
The thing is she had them all out
Telling us it’d save on fillings
She was very fond of grapes
Said she could eat them with a knife and fork
Wired
I want to catch herpes from university
One hundred percent starts again
The genre is horror from time to time
Ferry man to mop up
With fogey loads of dodgy offal
Riveting the view of negotiation
To climatise hot studs with meager parts
sir, how are you compensates the air
Exuberance is shoulder holding
The cellophane of bright lights
Family involvements with GM tomatoes
Regular forms of improved vinegar
The west end is raunch
Someone does love buddy holly
Going too far selects you
The effort to please reforms hiatus
Boring the badge from an escapade
Labeled with call me beryl
Aspiring Madonna for buccaneer’s approach
That will ever slop saucy soaks
Wearing ghostliness with a ring
No different to fitting the chair
Please sit down to the manner of byron
Filofax could swat his diary
Murmer things to arch clicks
Clamping shut the beaten wife
In all forms of souflee
Tinting others to step back from orange spots
Famously cured by haliborange
Manufactured to grow bones from snowflakes
Mark enhanced to stick a tongue out
Scrolls
I appeared to have lost the houses and cars
Businesses, airports, holiday inns, quavers
In return for getting off suspicions
But the firs two lines have all gone through no
So the suspicions have come back
Generous caverns of grieving mothers, rigour mortis
Clones have moved on from daylight robbery
To form friends with housemasters
Though theyre still of the judgment kind
That organize happy accidents
Harrowed by gerbil spit that says
Naughty for playing in trousers
Years of evidence run greening crickets
To recognized sounds of ambience
Followed by herds of cows passing fudge
Internalizing sun tans from sugar plantations
When I shall own the creed of what happened
The pet
A long way from here
I had an affair
It could have been
A toy, a man or a cat
It ended there with a fare
It could have been
A bus, a train or a mat
Recently I bought a cat
And said to it
What shall I do?
That isn’t true
He gives me ideas
About purrs
Im called frances
At the moment he’s playing
Tag with a book
Go away!
I love sean the cat
But there is more
The thing is
He’s very clever
No need for friends
Social conundrums
Helps solve the case
Im the cats mother
Supposed to eat mice
Curious
Chance
The cult of personality did me in
It wasn’t advertised what went in
I was very fond of economizing to the baked bean
It seemed to be what martin amis did
Opening to his page fit for sponges
Would be boys in basements with Bloomsbury dads
Plural adventures to name all tasters
Fitting in to the telling with corduroy flares
Stepping out of climate frames into bushes
That jostle commercially with brains
All bran fibre eaters, remmington fuzz aways
Things I never got round to in 3D
Gazing off to a tired roundabout
Radial laws going further than forfar
To check out the shades of being cross
To the extent of indifference about failure
Revising tension as the guts of pulling
Let me in to tell me what to say
But then let me go away to dig with badgers
Mother and father languages waking to darkness
Fugitive
Whoever it is isn’t a Russian
Nor a man from the Czech republic
Nor a donkey on stage at play
Turning up to fit in
The real life of taking on
Finding identical terror anon
Typing in the soud extension
That what started isn’t really dead
This is what happened to my old friend
Living in the north drawing ducks
Shared cups of tea in the library
Student life worth future dowry
Man in time with hooded face
Tattoo calls imprint places
Grabbing arms for stepping turns
Floatation wears a water name
Goody goody do flue
Assimilating colds and jumpers
Move ins for parallel tangos
Utility decimals for spot banks
Gig
No outward signs to the art
Tensions grow to know miss marple
When news concludes there’s scare to go
Hurry up and water a tomato
Lady tshirt sweats pedigree
Crufty answer boos of cheers
Gripping ons to blendy escalates
Bending with mike’s poles
Fan
Everyone picks on me
With fame and fortune
Gathering my eggs
And returning sitcoms
Somethinges I blink
To visit the set
Where husbands sit
Masses of them on lime chairs
Cocktails and parasols
Leaving no address but dame edna
Detective
It began as a change in the loo
A costume for brownies
A collar for politics
A leotard for circus
All wonder woman
But the tight rope became loo roll
After a tantrum
And the settings in my head
Were downgraded
And the circus cheered without me
And all I said were dumb things
For a life in a conscripted high street
Wrestling for undertones
Dog spots on pavements
Charting rain drop tracks
On window panes
For folk at home
On squashy couches
Who never clapped eyes
On three twirls in spangles
But paid to advise
With black and decker
The sea
Remedial pairs for marathon foods
Mars bar the point of thanks
Everything said is fair play
Line leans to give away
Considering the flume to watch
In they come, out they go
Compliance to the suffragettes
Womenless men with hairy pits
Clamber times for thigh girls
Lifelong bearers for set backs
Assuming accents of what went past
There goes a dream, musnt follow it
The dignity of privacy to read on drives
This way to stoke on trent
Admiring shakespeare’s aunts
Rummaging for humbugs
Just enough plates, ah but ar there
Looking to be provided for
Holding on for when to go
Bus moves as frigidairds
Outdoor clutterbucks for ice creams
Choc bloc populars alternating hand overs
Rough
Imagine it was fantastic
Couldn’t really say
Sitting about to whisper shout
Mediocre fighting
Guessing the word
Was it hard to reach this place
Have dexterity to the stutter
Accuracy craze for slippng discs
Even the stereo disagrees
Detector of appropriate moods
More valued than uncles or plants
Somehow a beef eater to ripe fruits
Fat controlling the look about
Accompany sruggle muddle
Ones that somehow get hands
On vibes but are detached
Burgled by one less sense
With sensory overlad
Cautioning fools that wouldn’t hear fit
Angry exactions about depth and feeling
Exclamations anonymous, huddled up
Singular cripples, bells without ding dongs
Rocks laughed off earth plates
Unofficial gas about girlfriends
Obervation
Landscape of pain, family near again
Considering the overcast with love
Manipulating wonder with familiar shove
Its you that kicks, you that bites
We try to understand you rights
Turning gelatine together
Vehement no veiled with cheese
Manners passing as concern
The special idea
There was no good in any of the
Ordinary load, the main frames of
Guidance stole my intellect
Packing me off with a dictionary
After weed and maruana named a stroke
Manly lipping the going again
To be as it was, a door in the hill
Poppy
Poppy for each face marked yesterday
Delivered in turn for a box
Guilty times for a young lady
Applying life with heroic indifference
There appears to be a story for generals
She snoops in for metallic medallions
Groveling to signals of national reasons
Why she deserves to be honoured
Men and women parade the tall story
Summoned to kill and preserve language
She hopes to glance level with an adjutant
Drum up a party for day dream prospect
Write an excuse for the church to clap
Over ruling a thunderous din
Internal yelpas nd butterflies
Action films with arnie in them
She thinks she may have run a man down
Coming back from the supermarket
It could have beena b road with blue sirens
When she scarpered off to th lightless wood
Gnomish fixes for tolkein’s goblins
Dappled branchesprone to the seasons
Troops with names like Douglas fir
Saving her discarded venture
Evariations of if and other
Monuments to pilgrim progress
She could have waited for the rescue team
Straightened up with lip stick, perfume
Round the mountain, down the canyon
Gluing worry to the opiates, larger things unseen
Many things go missing in action
Plaster casting reen belts
Developed soundly by mr wimpy
Settlemtn extensions widely blamed
For ruining the countryside
Hatchbackers with whirligigs
The young lady tunes a distant philosophy
Picketing against election prats
Loop inductions to the ear piece
It should have been hers at the accident
She outlives deth as a supersonic motorist
Crossing her legs at genes identified
There goes colonel rose, tweedy condition comaose
Transporting her to his grandsons
Safe chins in glossy magazines
She pores over their inheritance
Jealous of their wives in luxy jaguars
Exceptions ot the mainstream
££££
snow and the icy patrol of scorn
relieving srings of beautiful sounds
weighted by tons of musical interlude
that love survives for gut poles
exploration and the home is bound
further than the reprimand
applying manners to kitchens and tans
braising onions to blend with gardens
imagination about the warm haze
dresses with silk and blues
children from the old days
happiness tethered to the lamp flag
presenting the breeze with lung rhythmn
tension and the sag, a party expectation
parcels with friends as prospective diaries
enough to do with sport and chairs
accounting vowels with cups and fonts
canopy spokes to joyous bicycles
moving ahead of the gravel
where grandpa stands with knitted socks
gaining on lies as falsehoods
intermittent dashes the actions of children
securing the independent solitude
distanced form the procrastinate
that worried and slippered the chance
shoe makers that presented worlds
all pairs worn at the same time
narrowed down to the blessed response
exactly fair to all feats
contained to carry through the loads
finding grandmas spectacles
audio woods from all the plants
attention seeking for green romance
hydrangeas for blue petals
posing for waterlogging
braining for soup to form life
swallowing the endeavours of steams
reflex response to tiling spouts
passers by guarding the sanctuary
griddles to the seep that croons
please don’t bring up the past
self denial to the account
reformed but everything was grim
legislative speeds from negative catches
fish resembling chip suppers
attempting to swim with watery burble
very successful but unattractive
appropriate with hollandaise
scanning a meniscus for van dyke
survival
she calls this her survival plan
creeping round her home to turn on lights
by herself with static artifacts
soldier memorials to capital goods
disquiet keeps her ab bay fromfriends
quick to spot her scurvy intentions
to prey on the lime she glugs coke
romance with sugar and tonic
she may belong to the sultan’s fleet
current buns to pic at
making havoc wioth snap and coincidence
never brave enough to set foot
they all go by with brass bands
worthy souls of risk and parliament
capable to mouth off a national anthem
while she and the other young stare on
muddling without a general, hooking up
short tricks to rork the frequency
brief flings with fashions and fads
collectively unbilled to react
no cause to assert with surrpetion
ontentiously awkward and boring
mainly wrong wcould give up smoking
airy volumes of passive buyllying
celebrations to depress plath
that soul mates are hard to find
concrete thoughts for flaggelation
a posh house with jackanory
disco prues go to the youth club
then middle age qcquires a pet
natural judgement fwas all too fast
waying no the long rrun spirit
temptation arresting the ego
tired of the grouch club
after the spur of genitalia
preferring the dog and weeding
the lonely soul is blessed
with far too many relatives
cookie packets, go to Maryland
find the continent of Mozart
likely chances happy to bystand
short refrains of knowing that tune
difference poles of skiing between
getting had up at the checkout
thereis a perfect list to buy and do
shoulder to dshoulder guessing flu
challenging the handkerchief
confidence against the sniff
££££££
no outward signs to the art of listening
tensions growing to know miss marple
wen the news concludes theres scare to go
hurry up and water a tomato
there is a room to let things take place
but likeness tortures the second hands
bargain faces seen before success
pre determined pincess looks for a mews
the young lady may have special pedigree
cruft answers too boos and cheers prepared to be rained with bending poles
owned by grooming and hygiene
or a rebel retiring to bodily gases
nticing the shame of it all
gripping on to blend with escalators
hair raising the apparent chance retrieved
producing a floppy disdain
conveyance to annoyance
honestly coping with subjection
the sounding board for thickos
siding with a thrill for the rabble
ones and twos of devolved participants
thumbnails ofr the trudge whispers
embarrassed to be responsible
lives curtailed by please and thank you
acknowledging the whims of ghosts
spectcular to the secrecy
of how the enemy lives so modestly
starving in trench crusts
dusty blinds at half mast
miles from colourful hearts
anti socil to niimum wage
support from a central curriculum
browsing news to sale days
absorbing to the minimal choice
self selection is handed out
snippets of things to read
graspec by eyes on straws
catching the last minute for hours
television chocolate the fortean summit
learning rules for wrongs
self preserving detonations
clever joins of Ronnie in prison
every four lines as cross bars
somehow the pulverised is addictive
yes diversions to knowing less
copious gluttons play adjournment
electing the pretty picture to work
flat and still with contemplation
£££
the happy ending leveled on a burning sensation
complicates the task of which end has revulsion
being disposed to wretch or make pants
feeling tiddly while the risotto ferments
it isn’t anyon’s fault to the extreme
of why the whole battalion were laid up
suburbia can expect to scream
fantasizing for a mystery guest
big brohering the code of what to do
instinct ensnaring the stench of a neighbour
misunderstanding the pause to divide
clearly exposed by hedge appropriation
the heroine hoped she’d be sick with love
but produced the effluent of being aware
surrendering her hope to bounty and creed
conditioning the give to elastic waists
bending down with maority curses
about the res of forgranted
cuddling the jibe of suffering on
the bleak reign of imperfection
regulated to eternal detection
having to admit quilting smocks
holed up to the inward sensation
danger mouse the harboured crawl
at length for what stays behind
prominene tfeature fish and chips
puzzled with newspaper wrappings
hints of vinegar to taste
verbal vernacular to cleaning goods
hidden with potatoes and soggy mops
giving up to element compoiund
resigning chance to stt e of the art
fiding a perfect identikit
needing to be less than best
resigning history hapless laboratory
given the chance, the anne Boleyn
many regal pretences to thank
nourishing ghosts of the silent rank
despite the flaws the super evermores
given to depose modern times
geriatric with listless vines
made rigid with portraits and stones
fortified by anyique prides
impositionso flayered measures
five boleyns ago to dress down
plaed for sphyx on toilet seat
traditionally Tahiti I wreathed
game up could be signed over
the tweedle dees just share plates
sympathies for vegetative states
flavoured and creamed with compliments
chefs best to vast perspective
filling the consensus early
before the gut alludes to treacle
comprehensive drains to meet
any time till next week
lately should resist the force
cluing up extrapolants
playing squeeze to privatecourts
heading the joust full tilt
the escape this evening wasn’t tough
precedent to poetic scruff
bang on the nie of a watershed
leuchars jet to stain the bite
as a warlike contender to chaos unstuck
preparing for a program about crackdown
nightly sifting cat winks
from wild panthers at loose on moors
oddly fouls of decorative flaws
tnding to daily normalish functions
squaring the misplacement wth radio pits
all nighter sreen powers without warts
the commune exchanges woulds and wouldn’ts
apostrophe rules of who belongs
never crried further tha the park bench
but linked to the reeption’s next step
in the old, allwas beer
taverns with dodgers hats or hlong plaits
skim here suffers from low fats
whether th answer is weight watchers
££££
the feeling that the good guy is going to rape you
that the marooned lass is really asking for it
that all the frightened dogs and cats must be deranged
that the symphony is the made p stutter from boss returns
reminding lullabys as good time cheerios
body surfing for twitch and dribble out
sadly lucid for going solo, it could be okay
after the interval, past the minstrels and ie chocs
letting on to sweet symbolism, hydrant perms for snakes
conducted at length by lte arrivals popping seats
and berlioze scarpers up to the rafters
tending sachets to pick me baskets
alive to the rip and ready stir, further away
from what old times left in the gangway
whooping cough, t.b polio and the black death
a back view of flat listz, attempting to sound
nice above the din of the bare feet and cobble stones
revising the day with mystery programs
understood by the top man as a long oar
the argonaughts as great fu for colouring in
good hearty speciments in the pub
prevailing nothing to think but boyo scrub
gladiator fees of something tsty between the chops
preening the slvation for balance
when articulate things are too complex to promise
personal defects
lining for bitter rates
exactly commended to stay at length
California and the celing mirror
Completely the best tune at that
Conclusion confections to what turned
And left the grazed knee to get brained
Labyringth of antisptic
Supporting the bottle to pour no patient
Acid flows to being right
Classy glass identified
Brave heroic martyrdom
Antiseptic for farts
Linking the warp to knighthood
All revolving tops
Attempting to live into
Smarter dress or powder puff
Ten minutes of hairspray
Relinquishing each light
Bingo for a giveaway
Cloak and airport rights
Clogging up the relay settling non selection
Taking things forgranted
Terror to reveal the hole
Wood louse in back side
What they all did was persecution
Impersonal energy for the rebound
Come again to fall and rise
Reordering the prompts
Successions with forgivemess
Rudely applaud hors doevres
Nipples with tractor nodes
Get everyone to starve!
Prescriptive selection to hurt
Crabbin of the walls about
If only love was here
You would all find out
This is where m appears
To darkened walls for caged thirds
Snooping for a shared grievance
Please be special or notat all
The best part of being shut
Closing time applies to cupboards
Century with centurion
Gargantuan fesasts beneaths
Warehouse puffs of mist
Gooly wooly griendly dogs
Say hello to UHU
Shut the shop from treasure hunt
Hemingway is on the make
Revived to secure royalties
Nosey ned from bay leaves
Hinting through a likely nose
Friends with noble spines
Iliad and Gulliver, supermarket clover
There are no people
Involved in sacrifice
Denial gulps hold close
Bin men carry off black bags
Threshold runs
Precipice drive
Curb jumps
Caution post
One lane auction weight
Quite heavy
Those looking on
Suddenly agreed
About the moon
Scaletrix
The order of diabetes
Sugar grades, clockwork
It became a national conference
You and me or i
Perhaps in a bath tub
Who knows
Those looking on
Had lost or won
Crucibles or inventors
With loads to do
One thing does
As another
Empty ones
Laden waters
Lubrication wives
Pretty boats, woods
Out of character bids
Happiness in floods
Gulliver’s manager
Born in port
Dinner drink adventure
Talker gas
Drones, seucers
Normally awkward
At large
Planes of dreams
Books
Monotonousl paced
For all viewers
Bad ones learning
To stay away
Covering traps
Wishing wells
Gratefully delayed
Teas maid
Those days
Snores
In a tin
Relations
Todays date
Bring indoors
Tossed seasons
Compass shares
Wilderness
Nobody out
Afterwards
Ah! 1984
Further ahdad
Street lamps
Sales
Post coital rails
Piped cons
Inflexions
Its covered over
Today lost
Reviewed bitterness
Resolutely backward
Own expense
Keep this for me
Throat lozenge
Peppercorns laugh
At sneezers
Head turns all round
Indian catastrophe
Essential stock
Happening pasta
Crunch
Every now and then
I have to eat
Corn on the cob
To see if I like it
Afterwards theres
Usually a cough
Come to think of it
Disappointed
Round the world in atey ways
Sothebys examine me
Occasionally like
I got bought
For interruptions
O yes o no
Relative intentions
She bouht marmite after you
The larder has become a shop
After me
A golf club membership
Our family
We swapped chairs oce
She actually said
So she may come after you
In stripey socks
Puffing a cigar
Stammering we’re not alone!
Her name is anyone
A kind of cross beween
Bills and invoices
That’s because she went off
With my jewls
She’s quite nice
Burlars came for lunc h today
Experts from sotheys
I stood them up
Took the cat out
Bought a metronome
Every day is school time
King kong
Wonderig hat bricks do
What the hell
Fizzing on the world with
Grapple and do you mean
Half dead to the height
Of stopped groth
Tumour bound to
Language oath
Said it didn’t mean it
Wooded forest
Only cat calls
Keep me blinking
I’ve been on courses
To get dispossessed
Yes, I say I’ve been
Until then
Its matter of fact
No love
To scribble down
Gone to pick beans
That’s the line
I ought to say
Shouldhave a
Kitchen garden
Six white horses.
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